JULY - 21 - 2008 PICK UP A COPY OF THE OC REGISTER TODAY TO SEE YOUR FAVORITE URBAN NINJA SITTING ON THE FRONT PAGE! JULY - 7 - 2008 WORLD RED CARPET PREMIERE OF "BREAK"!! COME OUT AND MEET THE EMC MONKEYS AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CELEBS YOU PROBABLY DON'T CARE ABOUT! THURSDAY NIGHT, JULY 10th @ THE CREST THEATER -RED CARPET STARTS AT 7PM- ALSO: if you can't make it this week, BREAK will be screening at both the Action on Film int'l film festival in pasadena as well as the WHIFF the final week of july. JUNE - 30 - 2008 BATTLE PLANS ARE UNDERWAY TO JUMP THE DREADED "MAN-FAY".. SEE YA AT ANIME EXPO IN LA!! JUNE - 29 - 2008 THANKS AND CONGRATS TO ALL THE NINJA MONKEYS WHO ATTENDED THE MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING CAMP! MEMORIES WERE MADE, FRIENDSHIPS FORGED AND VIRGINITIES LOST. GOOD TIMES. JUNE - 19 - 2008 THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT LATER BUT I CAN'T WAIT AND THE FLOOD OF MAIL SHOWS THAT YOU CAN'T EITHER! I TOLD THE "MONEY" AND THEY SAID, "FINE, LAUNCH IT!" SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE GATHER OUR FORCES?! ONLY IF YOU LIKE IT!.. PLEASE LEAVE A LOT OF COMMENTS ON THE YOUTUBE PAGE. AND IF IT'S WORTHY, SHOW IT TO A FEW OF YOUR FRIENDS :] IF WE CAN MUSTER UP ENOUGH DEMAND TO SEE MORE, THAN SAY HELLO TO A FULL LENGTH MOVIE! AND IF THAT HAPPENS.. WE OWE YOU ALL HAND JOBS! NO HOMO. GIRLS ONLY. READDDDY... GO! "BLACK DRAGON" JUNE - 15 - 2008 ON JUNE 22, SCMA AND EMC WILL PRESENT IT'S FIRST EVER MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING CAMP OPENING UP THE EVENT WILL BE THE ALL NEW NINJA CHALLENGE! EVERYONES INVITED! CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFO ON THE EVENT. JUNE - 14 - 2008 LIVE PERFORMANCE AT KID-NASTICS JUNE - 4 - 2008 GUEST ON RADIO TALK SHOW. THE WRESTLING MAYHEM SHOW MAY - 28 - 2008 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!! MAY - 27 - 2008 THE BAD-ASSES OF TEMPEST ARE BACK! UNDISPUTED BEST FREE RUNNERS IN LA IF NOT THE COUNTRY, IF NOT THE WORLD! DON'T BELIEVE ME? THEN CHECK OUT THEIR NEW DEMO REEL AND BOW DOWN. I FREERUN LA I'M STILL THE BEST IN XIN WORLD THOUGH ;]... MAY - 25 - 2008 BEEN WONDERING WHERE TO BUY AND SPORT THE AWESOME SHIRTS OF THE EMC MONKEYS? CLICK HERE. MAY - 23 - 2008 CHECK OUT MY TINY GUEST APPEARANCE ON THE NEW "WEEZER" MUSIC VIDEO. LOOK HARD CAUSE YOU MIGHT MISS IT :] MAY - 19 - 2008 WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A NINJA WITH A GLADIATOR?... FIND OUT TONIGHT ON AMERICAN GLADIATORS! CHECK THE SITE FOR SHOW TIMES. LEMME KNOW HOW I LOOK IN THE SPANDEX ;] MAY - 14 - 2008 HOORAY, I'M BACK FROM MY TOUR OF DUTY! WORKING ON UPDATES ALL OVER THE PLACE. THE EMC PAGE.. TRAINING TIPS ON THEIR WAY.. MONKEY POO.. AND A NEW BATCH OF T-SHIRTS ARE HERE!! .. OR WILL BE IN A FEW DAYS :] CHECK BACK SOON TO MAKE SURE YOU GET ONE THIS TIME! APRIL - 12 - 2008 HAPPY KHMER NEW YEARS!! APRIL - 1 - 2008 SECRET TRAINING... MARCH - 26 - 2008 MARSHALL FUNDAMENTAL SECONDARY SCHOOL LIVE PERFORMANCE! MARCH - 19 - 2008 IT'S CRUNCH TIME! TIME FOR ME TO DECIDE.. BECOME A DISCIPLE IN THE EAST OR A GLADIATOR IN THE WEST. READ ALL ABOUT IT IN POO OR LEAVE YOUR OPINION ON MY BLOG. THEN IN 3 MONTHS, SEE WHAT HAPPENS! FEBRUARY - 25 - 2008 EMC WELCOMES IT'S NEWEST MEMBER: BROTHER MONKEY, JOHNNY YANG! GREAT SKILLS. GREAT ATTITUDE. GREAT DEDICATION. KEEP TRAINING FOLKS, EMC IS STILL RECRUITING! GIVE IT ALL. FEBRUARY - 15 - 2008 SHOOTING COMMERCIAL FOR THE VIDEO GAME, NINJA GAIDEN: DRAGON SWORD! COMING SOON ON NINTENDO DS. I PLAY THE ..DUN DUN DUUN!!! NINJA! FEBRUARY - 8 - 2008 HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE! LUCK, FORTUNE AND GOOD HEALTH TO YOU ALL! FEBRUARY - 2 - 2008 SHOOTING HAS BEGUN FOR A TEASER PILOT CALLED "BLACK DRAGON". IT'S A STORY ABOUT A REFUGEE TURNED SUPER HERO, JUST LIKE ME! ALL OF EMC WILL BE PRESENT AND THERES EVEN A MINI-XIN! JANUARY - 30 - 2008 CHECK OUT MY INTERVIEW IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF "LA DIRECT MAGAZINE". AND THE PICTURES SHOULD BE AWESOME TOO! JANUARY - 23 - 2008 RRAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! FEELIN' GOOD. HOPE YOU ALL ARE TOO! I'M BACK FROM CHINA AND READY FOR A BRAND NEW YEAR. THIS WILL BE A YEAR OF GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENTS. I CAN FEEL IT! [ read all about it in MONKEY POO ] DECEMBER - 10 - 2007 DESTINY IS CALLING ME.. DECEMBER - 4 - 2007 HALFTIME SHOW AT THE STAPLES CENTER FOR THE LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS! NOVEMBER - 30 - 2007 PICK UP A USA TODAY.. (IF YOU'RE IN THE USA) NEXT TUESDAY AT A NEWS STAND NEAR YOU! LOOK FOR SOME KINDA ARTICLE ON FREE RUNNING. I THINK I'M IN IT! NOVEMBER - 28 -2007 FINALLY!!! CONFIRMATION ABOUT CHINA AND JACKIE CHAN'S DISCIPLE TOURNAMENT! IN 15 DAYS, POTENTIAL DISCIPLES FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD SHIP OFF TO BEIJING, CHINA. 150 CONTESTANTS ARE EXPECTED TO COMPETE IN CHALLENGES THAT WILL TEST THEIR CAPACITY TO BECOME INTERNATIONAL SUPER STARS. 1ST ROUND ELIMINATIONS WILL CUT THE NUMBERS DOWN TO AROUND 50. IN 2 MONTHS TIME, THE FINAL 16 CONTESTANTS WILL BE ANNOUNCED TO THE WHOLE WORLD AS JACKIE CHAN'S DISCIPLES! NOVEMBER - 15 - 2007 WU SHU SEMINAR: LEGENDARY MASTER, WU BIN ( teacher of Jet Li ) WILL BE LEADING THE SEMINAR. Friday November 23, 2007 Wushu Star Martial Arts 114 E. St. Joseph St., # 15 Arcadia, CA call: - (714) 545-5759 I WILL BE GUEST PERFORMING ALONGSIDE PHILIP SAHAGUN AND OTHER "DISCIPLES". NOVEMBER - 3 - 2007 FIRST DAY WORKING ON THE SET OF "KAMEN RIDERS". TODAY I WAS A GIANT ROBOT!! NOVEMBER - 1 - 2007 CAFF AWARDS CEREMONY. A RED CARPET EVENT. LIGHTS. CAMERAS. CHINESE MOVIE STARS! OCTOBER - 31 - 2007 MAKING AN APPEARANCE AT THE CHINESE AMERICAN FILM FESTIVAL! IRON MONKEY WAS THERE!!! OCTOBER - 25 - 2007 JESUS SHOW! SATURDAY - OCTOBER 27 - 7PM EMC LIVE! ( MO INFO ) OCTOBER - 20 - 2007 SHHH... ULTIMATE, ULTRA, MAXIMUM, SUPER DUPER SPECIAL 2008 TEAM DEMO IN PRODUCTION... OCTOBER - 4 - 2007 SHOOTING FOR "BREAK" HAS BEGUN. A TWISTED TALE ABOUT AN ASSASSIN WHO TRIES TO ASSASSINATE SOMEONE BUT DOESN'T, SO ANOTHER ASSASSIN GETS SENT AFTER THE FIRST ASSASSIN AND THEN THE ASSASSINS FIGHT! I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW MANY TIMES I COULD WRITE ASS. MISSION COMPLETE. SEPTEMBER - 17 - 2007 CHINA GOT POSTPONED! APPARENTLY THEY HEARD I WAS COMING AND STOPPED EVERYTHING TO PREPARE A BIG WELCOME CELEBRATION FOR ME.. I DON'T KNOW, THATS JUST WHAT I HEARD ;] SEPTEMBER - 6 - 2007 IMPRINT. A CONFERENCE THAT TAKES A LOOK AT ASIAN AND URBAN POP CULTURE AND ITS IMPACT ON TODAY'S SOCIETY. I'VE BEEN INVITED TO SPEAK AND PERFORM! along with: HAPPY SLIP DAVID CHOI PIKAPIKA SEPTEMBER 13, 2007 4:20 - 5:20 PM MO INFO AUGUST - 27 - 2007 AWESOME SHOW ON SATURDAY! MISSED IT? THEN YOU SUCK. BUT DON'T WORRY, YOU GET ONE MORE CHANCE TO SEE IT THIS SATURDAY! CALL FOR TICKETS (714) 557-5455 MO INFO AUGUST - 15 - 2007 THANKS EVERYONE FOR WATCHING i-CAUGHT AND WRITING IN TO CONGRATULATE ME! THEY CUT OUT A LOT OF STUFF INCLUDING THE PART WHERE I THANK ALL MY FANS AND SUPPORTERS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY COLD, TINY, BLACK HEART... HOPEFULLY I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO REPAY YOU ALL! HMM... COOKIES FOR ALL?! if you missed it, heres a teaser WEBCAST until i get the full version. AUGUST - 9 - 2007 COME ONE, COME ALL! EMC MAKES AN APPEARANCE AT SCMA'S ANUAL LIVE SHOW AND FUND RAISER ENTITLED: LEGEND OF THE SEVEN ELEMENTS! STARRING WU-SHU BEAST: PHILIP SAHAGUN. AUGUST 25th AND SEPTEMBER 1st. CALL FOR TICKETS (714) 557-5455 MO INFO JULY - 30 - 2007 ABC CAME TO INTERVIEW ME ABOUT LIFE AFTER THE INTER-WEB IN THEIR NEW SERIES, i-CAUGHT. I ALSO GAVE THEM A SPECIAL GLIMPSE OF EMC's SECRET TRAINING PROGRAM. CATCH IT ON TV: Tuesday - August - 14 - 10pm - on ABC JULY - 28 - 2007 1ST TIME AT THE COMIC-CON! EMC WILL BE PERFORMING: Saturday - July - 28 - 8pm - Masquerade Ball JULY - 26 - 2007 CHECK OUT MY GUEST APPEARANCE ON MAN VS. IT'S A 3 PART EPISODE SO KEEP COMING BACK TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS! JULY - 24 - 2007 SHOOTING A MOCK COMMERCIAL FOR THE AWESOME NEW URBAN NINJA SHOE LINE, "XINS". COMING OUT.. WHEN I FIND A SPONSER :( JULY - 9 - 2007 HOOKED UP BY TEMPEST ONCE AGAIN, I'LL BE WORKING ON A LIVE ACTION "BEN 10" MOVIE FOR THE CARTOON NETWORK. IT'S GONNA BE FOUR DAYS OF PLAYING IN A CLOSED DOWN POWER PLANT... WITH PAY! when i grow up, i want to be a stunt man ;) JUNE - 28 - 2007 COME MEET THE MONKEYS (and 1 Random Ninja)! FRIDAY, SATURDAY AND SUNDAY AT 3 PM. EMC WILL BE SITTING DOWN TO SIGN T-SHIRTS! BEFORE THAT, WE'LL BE THROWING A MINI DEMO! BEFORE THAT, WE'LL BE SELLING T-SHIRTS! SEARCH FOR THE EMC BANNER FLOWING IN THE WIND OVER A HIDDEN BOOTH AT ANIME EXPO. JUNE - 24 - 2007 EMC MONKEYS ARE INVITED TO ANIME EXPO 2007! WE'LL BE THERE ALL 4 DAYS TO MEET AND GREET, FEEL FREE TO GLOMP THE WHOLE TEAM :) ( MO INFO ) ALSO, EMC HAS JOINED THE NEW "BATTLE ROYALE" TOURNAMENT. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THE BLOODY SCHOOLBOYS NEXT WEEKEND. SEE YOU ALL THERE! JUNE - 19 - 2007 I WON. AND NOW ONTO THE NEXT ROUND. CHINA AND JACKIE, HERE I COME! NO TIME TO CELEBRATE JUST YET, THERES STILL A LONG WAYS TO GO... I SHIP OFF IN SEPTEMBER. JUNE - 16 - 2007 I MADE IT TO ROUND 2 OF "THE DISCIPLE" AND AM 1 STEP CLOSER TO SHOWING JACKIE HOW MUCH I'VE GROWN. I'LL GIVE IT MY ALL THIS WEEKEND! THANKS TO EVERYONE FOR ALL THE SUPPORT. MAY - 31 - 2007 MARTIAL ARTS SUPERSTAR, JACKIE CHAN, IS LAUNCHING A NEW REALITY SHOW IN CHINA CALLED, "THE DISCIPLE" IN HOPES OF FINDING HIS NEXT SUCCESSORS. THE CONTEST WILL TEST YOUR MARTIAL ARTS, ACTING, ACROBATICS AND MORE... HMM, SOUNDS FAMILIAR. 100,000 CONTESTENTS WORLDWIDE HAVE ALREADY SIGNED UP! I LIKE THOSE ODDS >:D MAY - 20 - 2007 FREE-RUNNING LIVE WITH TEAM TEMPEST AT THE TAURUS WORLD STUNT AWARDS. FOR THE FIRST TIME THEY'LL BE GIVING OUT AN "URBAN NINJA OF THE YEAR" AWARD. THE NOMINEES ARE: THE WHITE DUDE THAT JUMPS OUT AT PEOPLE JAMES MARK OF TEAM RYOUKO SHINOBI RYU HYABUSA XIN SARITH AZUMA PHAN WUKU OF EMC CROSS YOUR FINGERS ;) airs Friday, May 25th at the Taurus World Stunt Awards on AMC 10:30pm EST MAY - 17 - 2007 EMC IS INVITED TO THE N.A.S.A. AEROSPACE CORPORATION. SCIENTISTS WERE BAFFLED AT THE COOLNESS OF THE MONKEYS AND HAVE REQUESTED A PERFORMANCE FOR FURTHER STUDIES. MAY - 3 - 2007 PLANS TO SHOOT A TEASER FOR THE UPCOMING PROJECT, "EVERLAST" ARE UNDERWAY. STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS ON THE VERY FIRST MOVIE WHERE EMC IS THE OFFICIAL STUNT TEAM! APRIL - 30 - 2007 THE SHORT FILM, "REPLAY", A PROJECT MALAY AND I WORKED ON A FEW MONTHS BACK, WON BEST ACTION FILM AT THE MALIBU INTERNATIONAL FILM FESTIVAL. CONGRATS TO DIRECTOR, REYNIER MOLENAAR AND EVERYONE ELSE INVOLVED. (WATCH THE TRAILER HERE) APRIL - 24 - 2007 SOON TO BE A SPECIAL GUEST ON "THE BEST DAMN SPORTS SHOW". THEY ASKED IF I WOULD RATHER DRIVE OR HAVE THEM SEND A DRIVER FOR ME.. I SAID DUH. I HOPE THEY SEND A LIMO! :) APRIL - 18 - 2007 PARTY WITH THE URBAN NINJA AND FRIENDS AT INCAHOOTS IN RIVERSIDE! THURSDAY THE 19. B-BOYS AND GIRLS, COME OUT AND PLAAAYAAYY! MO INFO APRIL - 10 - 2007 EMC MONKEYS TO APPEAR AT EL DORADO PARK (april 21) TO CELEBRATE THE KHMER NEW YEAR. COME FOR THE MEET AND GREET. STAY FOR THE FLIPS! (six flags tv commercial now airing! the one with the roller coasters popping out of the ground..) APRIL - 6 - 2007 SATURDAY APRIL 7TH, MONKEYS WILL BE PARADING DOWN THE STREETS OF LONG BEACH FROM 9AM - 3PM. (fullerton's vsa can lick my balls) MARCH - 25 - 2007 PREPPING FOR THE UPCOMING CSS SHOW. CATCH THE EMC MONKEYS PERFORM LIVE ALONGSIDE A SLEW OF OTHER TALENTED CAMBODIANS AT THE CARPENTER CENTER IN LONG BEACH ON APRIL 4. MO INFO MARCH - 22 - 2007 WILL BE GUEST SPEAKING AT LA QUINTA HIGH SCHOOL'S SPEAKER SYMPOSIUM ON FRIDAY, MARCH 23 FROM 8AM - 12NOON. MARCH - 1 - 2007 PREPPING FOR A COMMERCIAL TO BE AIRED ON MTV GERMANY. THIS TIME, I'M BRINGING ALONG 4 MONKEYS! FEBRUARY - 20 - 2007 I'LL BE GONE SHOOTING FOR THE NEXT WEEK. .. IN CASE ANYONE CARES. TRY NOT TO MISS ME TOO MUCH! :) FEBRUARY - 17 - 2007 HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! LUCK AND PROSPERITY TO ALL! THE MONKEYS WILL BE CRASHING THE TET FESTIVAL IN BOLSA TOMORROW AT AROUND 3PM! BE THERE.. JUST LANDED ANOTHER GIG WITH K-SWISS. I'M A STUNT DOUBLE CAUSE AMERICAS NOT QUITE READY FOR A NEW ASIAN HERO JUST YET.. WATCH ME CHANGE THAT ;) THANKS FOR SENDING IN THE NARUTO COMMERCIALS, MONKEYS! FEBRUARY - 13 - 2007 SO UH, APPARENTLY THE MATTEL (NARUTO) COMMERCIAL I DID IS AIRING NOW... I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT YET. CAN SOMEONE TIVO IT AND SEND IT MY WAY? ... PLEASE? FEBRUARY - 10 - 2007 3...2...1... LAUNCH! TODAY IS THE OFFICIAL LAUNCH OF MY OFFICIAL SITE! HOPEFULLY YOU'LL FIND ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS AND MAYBE LEARN A THING OR TWO. EMCMONKEYS.COM WILL BE FORWARDED HERE AS WELL SINCE I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OVER THE OLD SITE! I'M STILL BUSY AS HELL BUT I'LL DO MY BEST TO KEEP EVERYONE IN THE LOOP. THANKS FOR THE CONTINUED SUPPORT! "WISDOM BEGINS IN WONDER", SO POKE AROUND AND ENJOY! JANUARY - 28 - 2007 PROFESSIONAL PHOTO SHOOT. TRANSLATION: QUESTIONABLE POSES AND NO URBAN NINJA GEAR :( SPECIAL THANKS TO "THE DUKE" FOR STILL MAKING IT AN ENJOYABLE EXPERIENCE. JANUARY - 21 - 2007 CURRENTLY WORKING ON AN INDEPENDENT SHORT BY THE NAME OF "REPLAY". IT'S BEEN NOTHING BUT LONG HOURS AND TOUGH WORK. AHHH, WELCOME TO SHOWBIZ. JANUARY - 18 - 2007 CATCH A GLIMPSE OF THE URBAN NINJA IN A "ROAD RUNNER" TRIBUTE COMMERCIAL, AIRING NOW IN SELECT CITIES ACROSS AMERICA! JANUARY - 8 - 2007 EASIEST GIG EVER! I DID A BACK FLIP AND THEY PAID ME A PS3! I EVEN GOT TO WEAR MY URBAN NINJA GEAR! SIX FLAGS COMMERCIAL COMING OUT SOMETIME IN SPRING. JANUARY - 2 - 2007 AS THE NEW YEAR APPROACHES, SO DO THE WINDS OF CHANGE. IT IS A TIME FOR TOUGH CHOICES, DRASTIC DECISIONS, AND OF COURSE NEW BEGINNINGS. 2007 WILL BE GREAT, LET'S ALL DO OUR BEST! "tabula rasa" DECEMBER - 28 - 2006 ON 12 - 29 - 06, 20/20 WILL AIR A SPECIAL ON PRIME TIME CALLED "CAUGHT". A SHOW THAT COMMEMORATES THE MOST MEMORABLE INTERNET VIDEOS OF 2006. GUESS WHO MADE THE CUT?! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SISTER. DECEMBER - 25 - 2006 HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL YOU BASTARDS THAT HAVE FAMILIES!! .. (I'M NOT BITTER) THE ELITES WILL BE TAKING A TRIP TO COLORADO WHERE WE'LL BE SNOW BOARDING, HOOKING UP WITH SNOW BUNNIES AND MAYBE EVEN FILM A FIGHT OR TWO. MYSPACE US TO LET US KNOW IF ANYONE WANTS TO CHILL... HAHA, GET IT?! ... CHILL? ...CAUSE It's co... never mind. DECEMBER - 22 - 2006 PERFORMANCE AT HARE CONTINUATION SCHOOL... AT 9A.M.!!! SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR GUEST PERFORMERS: PHILLIP AND HIS SWORD SKILLS, QUOC AND FUNK MASTA FOR BRINGING THE FUNK AND THANKS TO MS. LUONG FOR FEEDING US PIZZA. DECEMBER - 16/17 - 2006 OY!... SHOT A PILOT FOR A SHOW CALLED "NEW ERA FIGHTING". HAD TO WAKE UP AT 10 .... A.M.!!!! ... NINJAS WORK AT NIGHT PEOPLE. DECEMBER - 10 - 2006 I GOT A GIG FOR THE 3 ELITES TO CRASH A PARTY FOR A GRAND OPENING OF A HAIR SALON IN COSTA MESA. FOOD AND DRINKS.... $220.00 DJ TO PLAY MUSIC .... $150.00 HAVING NINJAS CRASH YOUR PARTY AND KIDNAPPING ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ..... PRICELESS. DECEMBER - 6 - 2006 BOOYAH! JUST FINISHED SHOOTING A COMMERCIAL WITH MATTEL TOYS FOR GET THIS, A NARUTO TOY! I DON'T THINK IT'LL COME OUT 'TIL SPRING BUT I'LL GIVE EVERYONE A HEADS UP. I'M SLEEPY. DECEMBER - 3 - 2006 EMC TEAMED UP WITH SLINKS AKA FUNK MASTA OF RANDOM NINJAS TO SHOOT A COUPLE OF COMMERCIALS FOR A DORITOS CONTEST. CH-CH-CHECK IT OUT!I I HAVE A BLACK EYE. TRAIN HARD EVERYONE! NOVEMBER - 15 - 2006 VEGAS BABY! HBO IS NEED OF THE URBAN NINJA FOR A SPECIAL CALLED VIRAL VIDEOS LIVE! I ASKED THEM IF THEY WANTED ME TO DO STUNTS AND THEY SAID OF COURSE! SO I SAID YOU GOTTA BUILD ME A SET. I DREW OUT A BLUEPRINT AND THEY GAVE IT TO THEIR DESIGNERS. THEY CALLED ME BACK, SAID IT WOULD COST $5,000, THEN SAID, UH, CAN YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE? HAHA. I SAID SURE, I'M E.M.C. I CAN DO ANYTHING! "animis opibusque parati" OCTOBER - 31 - 2006 HEY NINJA MONKEYS, I'VE FINALLY GOT MY OWN SITE! IT'S KINDA WEAK SAUCE RIGHT NOW BUT GIMME A FEW WEEKS. AFTER I COLLECT SOME SECRET DOCUMENTS AND TAKE CARE OF A FEW CORRUPT OFFICIALS, I'LL HAVE THIS SUCKER UP AND RUNNING, THEN YOU CAN JOIN ME ON MY QUEST FOR WORLD DOMINATION! MUHAHAHAHA!!! |
